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Active Operation
Project: Red Queen
Strategic Terminal
mr_cooper@black_umbrella: ~/current_operations
Signature Strategies
Red Queen Gambit
A multi-layered deception that forces opponents to chase shadows while the real operation unfolds elsewhere.
Black Umbrella
Creating plausible deniability through a network of cutouts and intermediaries, leaving no direct trail.
Phantom Protocol
Complete disappearance with planted evidence suggesting your demise, allowing for quiet repositioning.
Standard Procedure
1. Identify the Pawns
Every player has a role, whether they know it or not. We'll assign them parts in our little play.
2. Craft the Narrative
Control the story and you control the truth. We'll plant just enough evidence to make our version irresistible.
3. Orchestrate the Diversion
While they're chasing the red herring, the real operation proceeds undisturbed.
4. Execute with Precision
Timing is everything. We'll move when they're looking the other way.
5. Disappear Gracefully
Leave no trace except what we want them to find. The perfect crime is one where they're not even sure a crime occurred.
From the Shadows
Former MI6 Operative
London, UK
"We had him surrounded in Prague. CCTV on every corner, every exit covered. And yet... the next morning we found all our surveillance footage replaced with footage of us playing chess against ourselves. He left a note: 'Checkmate is a state of mind.'"
Corporate Security Director
Zurich, Switzerland
"Our vault had biometric locks, pressure sensors, and a 12-hour time delay. Mr. Cooper didn't break in. He had our CEO personally open it for him at 3am, convinced it was part of a fire drill. The security logs show nothing unusual."
Interpol Investigator
Lyon, France
"We intercepted what we thought was his communications network. Turns out he had created an entire fake organization with 200+ members, all believing they were part of some secret society. The sheer scale of the deception was... impressive."
Bank Executive
New York, USA
"He didn't steal money from our bank. He had us transfer it to what we believed was our own internal account. The auditors didn't notice for 6 months because all the paperwork was perfect. We only realized when we tried to access those funds."
Security Consultant
Singapore
"I was hired to track him down. Three months later, I received a package containing all my personal documents, a bottle of excellent scotch, and a note: 'Better luck next time.' I still don't know how he got those documents."
Underworld Figure
Marseille, France
"We had a deal. I thought I was double-crossing him. Turns out he knew and had arranged for my own people to think I was working against them. By the time I realized, I had no choice but to honor our original agreement. Brilliant play."